Sunny (sunny_rosa) wrote in gabwob,

  • Mood:

two things:

1) boys in Rome wear tight pants. so far, i have seen some with balls, and some without. ;) there's a lot of hot ones though, so i recommend Rome for hookups. also, they ride motorcycles and wear leather a lot. mwahahahaha... and all the girls are really hot too. excellent fashion sense. i can honestly say that i have not seen a single unnattractive person here. except one boy, but he was a British tourist.

2) this is a conversation i had with David a week or two ago. not entirely accurate, because i'm doing this from memory. the whole thing was after a long conversation about our preferences in clothes, sexual orientation, and more stuff like that. this is how it ended.

David: i like sitting like a girl better. it's just better.

Me: well obviously. although i must admit, i prefer sitting like a boy. it's more comfortable.

David: well, it's clear who wears the pants in THIS relationship.

Me: *long stare at his very obvious pants*

David: well, it's clear who has the balls anyway.

Me: *still longer stare*

David: (blushing) you know what i mean dammit!

Me: *giggle giggle chuckle snerk*

i thought it was appropriate for this most amazing and ballsy community. ;)

(btw, i saw a statue today, in a ruin, and it's penis had fallen off, or been broken off, and my dad walked by and said, "what a nice stat... oh poor guy, his pecker fell off!" and i thought it was amazing. check plus for my dad!)

i love you all!
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
yes... that's my dad for ya. XD
Inspired by this, I think we should start a list of all the good alternative words for penis, because that's such a silly one:
pecker & shlong are up there, i think.
shlong is definitely a good one. i have to say member, just because it's so awkward and weird sounding. XD