2) this is a conversation i had with David a week or two ago. not entirely accurate, because i'm doing this from memory. the whole thing was after a long conversation about our preferences in clothes, sexual orientation, and more stuff like that. this is how it ended.
David: i like sitting like a girl better. it's just better.
Me: well obviously. although i must admit, i prefer sitting like a boy. it's more comfortable.
David: well, it's clear who wears the pants in THIS relationship.
Me: *long stare at his very obvious pants*
David: well, it's clear who has the balls anyway.
Me: *still longer stare*
David: (blushing) you know what i mean dammit!
Me: *giggle giggle chuckle snerk*
i thought it was appropriate for this most amazing and ballsy community. ;)
(btw, i saw a statue today, in a ruin, and it's penis had fallen off, or been broken off, and my dad walked by and said, "what a nice stat... oh poor guy, his pecker fell off!" and i thought it was amazing. check plus for my dad!)
i love you all!