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Monday, September 27th, 2010
9:21 pm
[sunny_rosa]
summer balls
hello my beautiful gabwob ladies! i had a pretty manly summer and i think i went up a couple of ball sizes, so i thought you should know.

in addition ot balls, i would like to draw attention to another manly feature that men often lack, namely beards. a beard is an essential fashion accessory, and also proclaims with triumph the raging testosterone at one's disposal. men with small balls would like to grow big beards to compensate, but they can't. therefore, the size of a man's beard and his ability to grow it are good gauges of how many and what size balls he has.

in women, beards are unrelated to ball size.

related to both of the above, i had encounters with two men this summer. one of them is negligible. his balls were unexciting and rather weak. also, his beard was, although a valiant attempt, quite scruffy.

the other has a thick and flourishing beard and also balls of banjo steel. his name is will and i like him very much. i hope that once he returns from star at the end of october our encounter can continue unabated. we didn't really talk at the end of the summer about whether we would continue off-island, but i am hopeful. he is 24 and plays banjo and guitar. he also knows how to use a toilet auger, how to sweat copper, and he can fix anything. he attempted to grow his beard large enough to hide a cashew in for later, but the cashew kept falling out because his beard is very straight.
Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
12:23 pm
[sunny_rosa]
AGH
SO MUCH WORK TO DO

but i thought i would let you lovely ladies know about the SOFTCUP! i found it a while ago and having now tested it out i can wholeheartedly recommend it. bit messy upon removal, but who minds a little blood? and it's sooooooo nice and easy and stays in for so long. i am in love.

more on topic: i know we all know this, but spock and kirk have such enormous balls. mostly for each other. i played a drinking game to "The Naked Time" last night. so many space balls. it was awesome.
9:06 am
[wanderkid]
Good Morning Ladies!
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A little vampire obsession to start your day?
Friday, April 16th, 2010
6:51 pm
[sunny_rosa]
some stuff and lots of love
han solo has balls. you should make one with han solo.

also, john keats has balls. depressed brilliant writer balls.

have i told you my new goal in life is to become john keats? (preferably without the tuberculosis and early death...)

i'm so glad gabwob is back! let's keep it going, cause i miss it!

i have mad organizer balls right now. i more or less singlehandedly organized 20 people into a potential themed dorm thingy for next year. now i just hope the application gets accepted!

kate, that sucks! it doesn't sound like she's happy with him though... maybe you should help her realize that? if you still want ot be with her anyway...

nina, come visit me! or... expect me, in pirate garb, on may first. :) and if you come on may eighth for the circus show you will get ot meet my boy. also, are you sure you want to break it off with kartik? or do you just need ot talk it out with him?

my french literature teacher has balls. cute little middle-aged librarian, wrote a book on medieval torture, writing a book on courtly love, stutters and speaks six languages balls. i have such a girl-crush on her... i pretty much want ot be her when i grow up.
Sunday, April 13th, 2008
11:59 pm
[nenis]
i have found my soulmate
and his name is christian bale.


because he says wonderful things like:

"It's the actors who are prepared to make fools of themselves who are usually the ones who come to mean something to the audience.

[on his transformation into Patrick Bateman for American Psycho (2000)] The character is so vain and obsessed with his looks. While the psychology of the character was something that I could perform, you can't fake the physicality. Being English, I tend to enjoy going down to the pub far more than going to the gym, so it was very unnatural for me. I just had to convince myself that I loved it, which was the most difficult thing about playing this part. Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have. I found I had to stop thinking when I was in the gym because if I thought about it, I'd realize how ridiculous it was that I was pumping iron when I could've been out having a drink and a cigarette and enjoying some lunch.

It's the actors who are prepared to make fools of themselves who are usually the ones who come to mean something to the audience.

I like being kept in the dark myself. You know, like mushrooms: Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em shit. See, I think that's an enjoyable vegetable to be."



this is relevant to gabwob because he totally has balls. i watched the prestige today. ballsy. and batman begins, american psycho, and the machinist? balls of steel man.

that is why i love him.



also i miss you all. we should post here more. if only to avoid my history paper.


ps-eddie izzard has balls. transvestite balls.
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
12:24 am
[sunny_rosa]
it's official. because i've officially decided...
Tolkein has balls.

Made-up-his-own-language-and-launched-the-fantasy-genre balls.

that's hot.
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
5:10 pm
[nenis]
to my gabwob darlings
dearies,
i miss you. very much. i just read some old entries and they made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

and to make this post more relevant:
i have lost my mojo again. i miss it. we had such a brief reunion. pretty much everyone here, and at other colleges, have been all busy. not me! although i did kiss a stranger. briefly. then i left cause it was gross. hoorah?


hiro so has balls.
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
10:15 pm
[weatheredblue]
Hi Gabwob-ians, long have i missed you.

just a check in. how's everyone's romantic happenings? I have some thrilling stories to tell all but now is not the time. All you need to know for now is someone touched my BOOBS and it was lovely. Mas later. I love you!

~moi
Monday, April 30th, 2007
11:11 pm
[katetourniquett]
taking a break.


having a daemon is comforting.

knowing that at nighttime, our school becomes an illegal abortion clinic and puts the dead babies in trash bags while Denise has orgies in the admissions building, not so much.


I was kind of hoping ya'll would be checking your livejournal friends so we could do that thing we used to do, you know, have conversations of comments, just us. It was fun.


In an effort to make this a true gabwob post, I'm afraid a boy likes me. In fact, I'm beginning to regret wishing boys liked me at all! they make life too complicated for my liking.

Sincerely,
ME
Sunday, March 18th, 2007
11:26 pm
[sunny_rosa]
hello girls
nothing much to say, just thought i'd post to keep it alive over here...

send me balls to help me get over david! love y'all!
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
10:01 pm
[sunny_rosa]
westley has balls
hot man-in-mask balls.

in other news, it has come ot my attention that snowballs are a form of ball. therefore, i believe that all gabwob members should be required to attend tomorrow's snow battle, with the exception of emily, because she is in Costa Rica, the silly girl. XD <3

and anyway. snowmen have the biggest balls...
2:23 pm
[nenis]
happy valentines day my gabwob loves! if you have a boy (or girl) be sure to give them lots of love and affection. and, if you dont, join me and enjoy a loving and platonic valentines day. who needs a signifigant other when there are heart shaped chocolates to be had?


sidenote; indiana jones is totally a boy with balls.  who knew archeologists could be so sexy balls.The image “http://www.supanet.com/media/00/09/61/IndianaJones_210.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
Sunday, February 11th, 2007
4:10 pm
[sunny_rosa]
wash has balls.
I heard the word "shlong" used yesterday in casual conversation. it made my day happy.
Sunday, January 14th, 2007
9:16 pm
[babyanne]
guys adults scare the bejezus out of me and i'm corresponding with lots of them for my capstone and it makes my stomach twitch. please send me ballsiness. i am in great need.
Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
12:20 am
[sunny_rosa]
two things:
1) boys in Rome wear tight pants. so far, i have seen some with balls, and some without. ;) there's a lot of hot ones though, so i recommend Rome for hookups. also, they ride motorcycles and wear leather a lot. mwahahahaha... and all the girls are really hot too. excellent fashion sense. i can honestly say that i have not seen a single unnattractive person here. except one boy, but he was a British tourist.

2) this is a conversation i had with David a week or two ago. not entirely accurate, because i'm doing this from memory. the whole thing was after a long conversation about our preferences in clothes, sexual orientation, and more stuff like that. this is how it ended.

David: i like sitting like a girl better. it's just better.

Me: well obviously. although i must admit, i prefer sitting like a boy. it's more comfortable.

David: well, it's clear who wears the pants in THIS relationship.

Me: *long stare at his very obvious pants*

David: well, it's clear who has the balls anyway.

Me: *still longer stare*

David: (blushing) you know what i mean dammit!

Me: *giggle giggle chuckle snerk*

i thought it was appropriate for this most amazing and ballsy community. ;)

(btw, i saw a statue today, in a ruin, and it's penis had fallen off, or been broken off, and my dad walked by and said, "what a nice stat... oh poor guy, his pecker fell off!" and i thought it was amazing. check plus for my dad!)

i love you all!

Current Mood: sleeeeep...
Monday, November 6th, 2006
7:09 pm
[katetourniquett]
For the sake of GABWOB


Go see Hard Candy. GABWOB at it's finest... except, she removes his balls. whatever.

update of my love life? hm, pretty non-existant. Although there are so many, many people I really want to make out with. Here I sit, waiting patiently for the redhead in NY to make up his mind. Am I being too... "whatever you want goes" by waiting? because i do like him, i just want to make out with everyone else.

love,
the mata hari.

Current Mood: my glasses are sexy
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
12:09 am
[nenis]
does dr huang have balls? i think he does. mmhmm.



now if only we could too...
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
10:01 pm
[babyanne]
KEEP SENDING BALLS! THIS IS BALL CRUNCH TIME!


if i win, score, become attatched, whatever you want to call it, i will make a whole set of x-men balls thingies. SO SEND ME BALLS!
Monday, June 5th, 2006
10:27 pm
[babyanne]
dear gabwob,

please use your super balls powers to grant me the balls to be more forward with my boy. send me lots of ballsy vibes tomorrow. kthnx.

loooove....tori

p.s. kate send me some pics yo! (pleaseandthankyou)
Monday, May 22nd, 2006
7:38 pm
[nenis]
hello my darlings! nobody has posted here in a while so i decided that i should.


just wanted to say that i love all of y'all. and that boys are silly. so until we have them we will laugh at them because we have to be amused somehow.

*hug*
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